Sometimes, I change my tinder to only show older men.
List of mistakes:
Waited for the bus when the bus doesn’t come after twelve.
Walked to the subway the wrong way
G train isn’t running
See train coming, put phone away
Subway worker train goes by
Transfer to the wrong train
Miss train because train I was on didn’t stop fast enough.
And I stand here now.
Here I stand.
I guess it’s not that bad, I have a spliff, whatever. I’m going to watch Adventure Time, or Beavis and Butthead, or Hey Arnold.
We were crossing the street today.
And there was this great old 60’s sports car with VIVA OBAMA written all over it, all over. In scribble scrabbly pastel yellow chalk. This thin loose skin Hispanic man was sitting in it. He saw me laugh at his car, and proceeded to honk at us over and over as we crossed. An it was so funny, this car and stewpid dewd.
Ah, but I’m still standing here.
Dude gave me ten bucks for having a ripped skirt.
Went home and made art until 5:30 am
I think my sweetness in bed may have lead a person on to think that I am a sweet girl.